Daddy to Be Survival Kit for Baby Boy

Warnings: Resolved Controversy, Spoilers, Flashing Lights, Screen Shaking, Unsettling, Mature Content.
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Vs. Dave and Bambi or but VS. Dave is a mod that adds 3 weeks, six playable characters, xvi songs, etc. It took months of evolution to make.

After chirapsia Whitty and Catchy, Fellow challenges Dave to a rap battle after seeing him in his backyard. Dave accepts his offer and has a rap battle. In his third vocal, he becomes 3D and needs assistance going back to reality'south typical form of 2d.

Later on the events of Dave's week, Dave invites Boyfriend and Girlfriend to Bambi'due south corn maze equally an apology for almost destroying the world/turning the globe 3D. All the same, as Boyfriend and Girlfriend are walking through the maze, Bambi comes out of nowhere and gets the misunderstanding that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are thieves and are trying to steal "his" corn.

After the end of Maze, Bambi finally realizes that Young man and Girlfriend are not trying to steal at all. Later Bambi settles down, Dave arrives and the week ends with the four having a picnic in Bambi's Farm.

After having the picnic, Dave states that the winner of the rap battle has non been determined however, and Dave challenges Fellow to i terminal showdown for the victory. Bambi asks to join in likewise, but Dave rejects his request. Bambi isn't very happy about this.

Dave Sussus Moggus

" Hey Bambi, they're non trespassing. "
― Dave, Corn Theft

Not to be confused with Dave from VS Aflac Remastered.

Dave is the titular antagonist of his own week.

Advent

Dave appears as a light skinned human being with a bluish shirt, blue pants, and brusk brown hair. He sits in a black wheelchair due to having no more than legs, which were blown off by a rocket.
During Polygonized and Furiosity, he becomes a 3D model and has a distressed expression on his face.

Personality

Dave is a nice guy, accepting pretty like shooting fish in a barrel things that people ask him, mostly because he likes a challenge, probably because from living in the middle of nowhere. However, he tin get pretty annoyed or excited when he loses (Insanity Dave is called dave-annoyed in the game), increasing the chances of activating his 3D form and possibly destroying the globe. He is shown as not beingness able to fully control his 3D form, since he has a distressed/angry expression when this happens. Dave is pretty strict with his son, maxim to he shut upward in the Post-Maze dialogue and making him grounded for picayune to no things (Mail-Splitathon Dialogue). In the past, Dave probably must have killed or frozen people, yet, he keeps this equally a secret.

Trivia

• Dave has the ability to change everything 3D, but it happens accidentally/at random. This is because he comes from a 3D style game, Dave's Fun Algebra Grade.^[1]
• Dave met Bambi while Bambi was trying to steal corn in a corn maze.^[2]
• Dave Ever Hated ur mom ^[3]
• Dave lives in the middle of nowhere.^[4]
• Dave'southward favorite insurance company is Progressive.^[5]
• Dave's favorite Wii game is Wii Party.
• Dave broke his legs considering of an accident in a laboratory he worked at.
• Dave went to a tournament with other mod characters.
• Beau and Girlfriend got sucked into Dave'due south House while they were playing information technology.
• Dave and Bambi practice not live with each other.
• Dave is straight.
• Dave has a robot suit but is all the same a human that wears a suit.^[6]
• Dave's house has metallic gates for extra protection from stealers. ^[7]
• Dave buys bricks, paints them like phones and gives them to Bambi every bit a Valentine'south Day gift.
• Dave has six copies of PaRappa the Rappa in his house.
• Dave is in his middle 20'southward according to the devs.

Gallery

Static Idle

Poses

Left pose

Downwards pose

Upwards pose

Right pose

Static Left pose

Static Down pose

Static Up pose

Static Right pose

Static Insanity Idle

Insanity Poses

Insanity Left Pose

Insanity Downwardly Pose

Insanity Upwardly Pose

Insanity Correct Pose

Dave feeling scared at the end of Insanity

Static Insanity left pose

Static Insanity down pose

Static Insanity up pose

Static Insanity right pose

Dave feeling scared at the end of Insanity (Static)

Polygonized static idle

Polygonized left pose

Polygonized down pose

Polygonized up pose

Polygonized right pose

Polygonized static left pose

Polygonized static downward pose

Polygonized static upward pose

Polygonized static right pose

Static Splitathon Idle

Static Splitathon Left Pose

Static Splitathon Downwardly Pose

Static Splitathon Up Pose

Static Splitathon Right Pose

Dave before Bambi's commencement turn in Splitathon

Dave being sorry/mad during Bambi'due south showtime turn in Splitathon

Dave happy during Bambi's final turn in Splitathon

Normal static idle (two.0)

Normal left pose (ii.0)

Normal downwardly pose (2.0)

Normal upward pose (two.0)

Normal right pose (2.0)

Normal static left pose (2.0)

Normal static downwardly pose (2.0)

Normal static up pose (two.0)

Normal static right pose (2.0)

Insanity static idle (ii.0)

Insanity left pose (2.0)

Insanity down pose (2.0)

Insanity up pose (2.0)

Insanity correct pose (two.0)

Insanity static left pose (2.0)

Insanity static down pose (2.0)

Insanity static up pose (two.0)

Insanity static right pose (ii.0)

Dave's idle during a part of Insanity (Static, 2.0)

Dave's left pose during a part of Insanity (ii.0)

Dave'southward downwardly pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave'south up pose during a function of Insanity (two.0)

Dave'due south right pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's static left pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave's static downwardly pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave'due south static up pose during a part of Insanity (two.0)

Dave'southward static right pose during a part of Insanity (2.0)

Dave feeling scared at the end of Insanity (two.0)

Ditto, merely static (2.0)

Splitathon static idle (2.0)

Splitathon left pose (2.0)

Splitathon down pose (2.0)

Splitathon upwards pose (two.0)

Splitathon right pose (2.0)

Splitathon static left pose (2.0)

Splitathon static downward pose (ii.0)

Splitathon static up pose (2.0)

Splitathon static right pose (2.0)

Dave before Bambi'due south first turn in Splitathon (ii.0)

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi'due south first plow in Splitathon (two.0)

Dave happy during Bambi's last turn in Splitathon (2.0)

Dave's static left pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.ii)

Dave'due south downwards pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave'south static down pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.ii)

Dave's upward pose (Beta ane - 1.0.two)

Dave's static up pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.ii)

Dave'south right pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Dave's static right pose (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Static idle (Beta 1 - 1.0.2)

Normal Alpha i static idle

Dave's Normal Alpha 1 left pose

Dave'south Normal Alpha 1 downward and up poses

Dave'due south Normal Blastoff one correct pose

Splitathon static idle (1.0)

Dave'due south left pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave'southward static left pose during Splitathon (One-time)

Dave's down pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's static down pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave's up pose during Splitathon (One-time)

Dave'southward static up pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave'southward right pose during Splitathon (Onetime)

Dave'due south static correct pose during Splitathon (Old)

Dave before Bambi's offset turn in Splitathon (Old)

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi's first turn in Splitathon (Former)

Dave with a sinister smile during Bambi's terminal turn in Splitathon (Old)

Furiosity static idle (Alpha 6)

Furiosity left pose (Alpha vi)

Furiosity static left pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity down pose (Alpha 6)

Furiosity static downward pose (Alpha half dozen)

Furiosity upwardly pose (Alpha vi)

Furiosity correct pose (Alpha half dozen)

Furiosity static right pose (Blastoff half-dozen)

Furiosity portrait (Alpha half-dozen)

Normal static idle (Alpha iv)

Normal up pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static idle (Alpha 4)

Furiosity left pose (Alpha iv)

Furiosity down pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static downwardly pose (Alpha four)

Furiosity up pose (Blastoff 4)

Furiosity static up pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity right pose (Alpha 4)

Furiosity static correct pose (Alpha 4)

Normal static idle (Bambi Update)

Dave'south early correct pose, which resembles the kickoff banner of the mod (Bambi Update)

Furiosity static idle (Bambi Update)

Furiosity correct pose (Bambi Update)

Furiosity left, down and upwardly poses (Bambi Update)

Normal static idle (Pre-Alpha)

Normal left pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal down pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal upwards pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal Static correct pose (Pre-Blastoff)

Normal right pose (Pre-Alpha)

Normal icon

Normal danger icon

Furiosity icon

Furiosity danger icon

Splitathon icon (Used in Freeplay Menu)

Splitathon danger icon (Unused)

Normal icon (Alpha 9 - one.0.2)

Normal danger icon (Blastoff 9 - one.0.2)

Furiosity icon (Alpha nine - i.0.2)

Furiosity danger icon (Alpha 9 - i.0.2)

Normal icon (Alpha iv - Alpha 8)

Normal danger icon (Alpha four - Alpha 8)

Furiosity icon (Alpha 4 - Blastoff 8)

Furiosity danger icon (Alpha iv - Alpha 8)

Normal icon (Pre-Alpha - Blastoff 3)

Normal danger icon (Pre-Alpha - Blastoff iii)

Furiosity icon (Bambi Update - Alpha three)

Furiosity danger icon (Bambi Update - Alpha iii)

House sprite sheet

Insanity sprite canvas

Polygonized sprite sheet

Splitathon sprite sheet

Firm sprite sheet (2.0)

Insanity sprite sheet (ii.0)

Scared at the end of Insanity sprites (ii.0)

Dave's sprite sheet during some Insanity parts (two.0)

Splitathon sprite sheet (2.0)

House sprite sail (ii.5 Beta)

Insanity sprite sheet (2.5 Beta)

Dave before Bambi's first turn in Splitathon sprites (2.0)

Dave being sad/mad during Bambi'southward first plow in Splitathon sprites (2.0)

Dave happy during Bambi's concluding turn in Splitathon sprites (2.0)

Dave's sprite sheet during Old Insanity

House portrait avails (2.0)

Insanity portrait avails (2.0)

Pre-Polygonized portrait assets (2.0)

Polygonized portrait assets

Dave's portrait assets during Bambi'southward calendar week (ii.0)

Splitathon portrait assets (2.0)

Dave's sprite canvass (Old)

Dave's sprite canvass during Splitathon (Erstwhile)

Dave's Portaits (Old)

3D Dave'south Portaits (Old)

Furiosity sprite canvas (Alpha 9)

Furiosity sprite sheet (Alpha 4)

Dave'south portrait assets (Blastoff 4)

Dave's Sprite Sheet (Blastoff 4)

Dave's sprite sheet during Furiosity (Bambi Update)

Dave's sprite sheet (Bambi Update)

Dave's Sprite canvass (Pre-Blastoff)

Dave's wheelchair (One-time)

Dave's original appearance in Dave'southward Fun Algebra Course.

Bambi Bambi Bambi

" I NEVER TOLD Yous THAT You lot COULD USE MY Telephone!!! "
― Bambi, Mail-Splitathon

Bambi is the titular antagonist of his own week.

Appearance

Bambi has the appearance of a small farmer with a green chapeau, red shirt, and blue overalls. During the concluding segment of Mealie and the at present removed song Screwed, he becomes REALLY mad and holds the very destroyed telephone in his hands instead of a microphone. During any version of the Splitathon, playing every bit him, In Supernovae and Glitch, and in the Bambi Update, he doesn't accept his overalls. When the player plays as him in Calendar week 5, he wears a greenish Christmas chapeau.

Personality

Bambi is a hot headed, easily annoyed past anything, and thinking that everyone who enters his subcontract is just there to steal his corn, as he is obsessed with corn and loves it, he tries to finish people boot them out of his farm (Bambi refers to this as "block"), however when someone beats him (east.g. Boyfriend) he starts threatening that he will break his own phone, when he breaks his ain telephone, he backs off and say that it's a depict. He is shown to be pretty naive, thinking that he has a existent phone and non knowing that it'due south a brick (this is shown in Dave's trivia). He is as well annoying, interrupting Dave while he was not singing in Splitathon.

Trivia

• Bambi is friends with Dave.^[nine]
• Bambi is 36 now (Happy bday!). ^[x]
• Bambi has stolen Zardy's farm.^[xi]
• Bambi'due south favorite Wii Game is Wii Sports.
  • Bambi'southward favorite Wii Sports game is Bowling.
• Bambi goes to corn mazes and steals corn.
• Bambi is god and has a religion.
• Bambi is the height of 1-two hotdogs.
• Bambi came into existence for no reason.
• Bambi can make friends with everyone.
• Bambi was born in 1987 to 1988 on 31st to 1st January.
• Bambi got his hat from a lost and found bin at a corn maze.
• Bambi tin can go so angry he loses his head, keeps his optics and turns crimson.
  • This is a reference to his jumpscare in Marcello's Fun House, where he does exactly that after the role player collects the second notebook.
• Bambi mooches off of Dave occasionally.
• Bambi is made of H20, Helium, CS:GO microphone, and radiation.
• Bambi has a lot of hours on Counter Strike Source.
• Bambi is asexual.
• Bambi loves anime.
• Bambi's full name is Bambi Bambi Bambi.
• Bambi lives in João Pessoa, Brazil.
  • Whenever he wants to visit Dave, he teleports because he lives so far away.
• The Bambis in Adulterous and Unfairness are not actually Bambi, and rather an entity known as Expunged, the reason why it looks like Bambi is considering Bambi's sprite sheet is the first one they saw. ^[12]
• Bambi's birthday is on Feb tertiary.

Gallery

Poses

Left Pose

Downwardly Pose

Upwardly Pose

Right Pose

Splitathon Left Pose

Splitathon Down Pose

Splitathon Up Pose

Splitathon Right Pose

Bambi confused in Splitathon during Dave'due south second turn

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Poses

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Left Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Downwards Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Up Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Correct Pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static idle

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static left pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static down pose

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) static upwards pose

Screwed/Meaile (Alt) static right pose

Freeplay static idle

Bambi's left pose (Freeplay)

Bambi'south downward pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's upwards pose (Freeplay)

Bambi'due south correct pose (Freeplay)

Bambi'south static left pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's left miss pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's static down pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's down miss pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's static upwardly pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's upwardly miss pose (Freeplay)

Bambi'south static right pose (Freeplay)

Bambi's right miss pose (Freeplay)

Game Over (Freeplay)

Normal static idle (2.0)

Normal left pose (two.0)

Normal downwardly pose (2.0)

Normal upwardly pose (2.0)

Normal right pose (2.0)

Normal static left pose (2.0)

Normal static down pose (two.0)

Normal static upwardly pose (2.0)

Normal static right pose (two.0)

Splitathon static idle (2.0)

Splitathon left pose (2.0)

Splitathon down pose (ii.0)

Splitathon upwardly pose (ii.0)

Splitathon correct pose (ii.0)

Bambi confused in Splitathon during Dave'due south second turn (ii.0)

Bambi chilling with the corn in Splitathon during Dave'south final turn (2.0)

Ditto simply static (2.0)

Normal static idle (1.0)

Bambi'south left pose (i.0)

Bambi's down pose (i.0)

Bambi's upwards pose (i.0)

Bambi's right pose (1.0)

Splitathon static idle (ane.0)

Bambi'southward left pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi'due south downward pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's correct pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi'south up pose during Splitathon (one.0)

Bambi'south static left pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi'due south static down pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi'due south static up pose during Splitathon (1.0)

Bambi's static right pose during Splitathon (one.0)

Normal static idle (Beta ii)

Bambi Beta 2 Poses

Normal static left pose (Beta 2)

Normal static downwards pose (Beta 2)

Normal up pose (Beta 2)

Normal upward pose (Beta ii)

Normal static right pose (Beta 2)

Bambi update static idle

Bambi's left pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi'due south downwards pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi's up pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi's old right pose (Bambi Update)

Bambi flipping The Bird (V-Pose [Bambi Update])

Scared by thunder (Bambi Update)

Portrait (Alpha ix)

Playable static idle

Playable left pose

Playable left miss pose

Playable down pose

Playable down miss pose

Playable upwardly pose

Playable upwards miss pose

Playable right pose

Playable right miss pose

V-Pose.

Static scared by thunder.

Scared by thunder.

Game over

Game Over with the text "Pls retry :("

Sad (Unused)

Playable (Car) static idle

Badly drawn idle.

Badly drawn scared.

Playable (Car) left pose

Playable (Car) left miss pose

Playable (Car) downwards pose

Playable (Auto) down miss pose

Playable (Auto) up pose

Playable (Auto) up miss pose

Playable (Car) right pose

Playable (Car) right miss pose

Playable (Christmas) static idle

Christmas V-Pose (Unused)

Ditto, merely static

Playable (Christmas) left pose

Playable (Christmas) left miss pose

Playable (Christmas) down pose

Playable (Christmas) down miss pose

Playable (Christmas) up pose

Playable (Christmas) up miss pose

Playable (Christmas) correct pose

Playable (Christmas) right pose

Playable (Pixel) static idle

Playable (Pixel) left pose

Playable (Pixel) left miss pose

Playable (Pixel) downwards pose

Playable (Pixel) down miss pose

Playable (Pixel) upward pose

Playable (Pixel) upwards miss pose

Playable (Pixel) right pose

Playable (Pixel) right miss pose

Normal icon

Normal defeat icon

Splitathon icon (Used in Freeplay Carte)

Splitathon losing icon (Unused)

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Icon

Screwed/Mealie (Alt) Defeat icon

Freeplay icon

Freeplay defeat icon

Bambi'due south icon (1.0)

Bambi's defeat icon (one.0)

HD Bambi Icon (Unused)

Hd Bambi Defeat Icon (Unused)

Bambi's health icon (Alpha nine)

Bambi'due south danger icon (Alpha nine)

Bambi's health icon (Bambi Update)

Bambi'due south danger icon (Bambi Update)

Normal sprite sheet

Splitathon sprite sheet

Bambi confused sprites

Bambi chilling with the corn sprites

Screwed/Meaile (Alt) sprite canvas

Bambi'south sprite sheet (Freeplay)

Playable Bambi's Assets

Unoffical Playable Bambi's Assets

Playable Bambi'southward Car assets

Playable Bambi's Christmas assets

Playable Bambi's pixel assets

Bambi's Sprite Canvass (1.0)

Bambi's Sprite Sail (Beta 2)

Bambi'due south Sprite Sail (Bambi Update)

Bambi'southward Sprites in Splitathon (i.0)

Bambi'due south Portraits (1.0)

Bambi's Portraits (Beta 2)

Bambi's Portraits (Alpha nine)

Bambi'due south original appearance in Marcello'southward Fun Business firm.

Tristan

" DAD!!! I'thou washed playing the game on Bambi's phone! Can we go home at present? I'm tired. "
― Tristan, Post-Splitathon

Tristan is a playable character that appears in Vs. Dave and Bambi.

Appearance

Tristan is a child wearing a crimson shirt, blue pants, Has a triangular olfactory organ, yellow shoes, and his pilus is merely a discussion maxim hair (the text can alter if the danger icon appears, it switched from "hair" to "ouch!" or "dead!" in the betas).

Personality

Most of Tristan'southward personality is similar to Boyfriend and Dave since Tristan can replace Boyfriend and is adopted by Dave. He has a personality of a little child, in general.

Trivia

• Tristan was adopted by Dave.
  • Tristan is also on good terms with Bambi.
• Tristan's favorite game is "baldi dies".
• Tristan bares a resemblance to Playtime from Baldi's Nuts
• Tristan was originally an OC endemic by Stats45 (aka Baldiisagoodperson).
• Tristan is 9.

Gallery

Normal static idle

Normal static left pose

Normal left pose

Normal static left miss pose

Normal left miss pose

Normal static down pose

Normal down pose

Normal static down miss pose.

Normal downward miss pose.

Normal static upwardly pose.

Normal upwards pose.

Normal up miss pose.

Normal static up miss pose.

Normal correct pose

Normal static correct pose

Normal static right miss pose

Normal right miss pose

Normal static Five-Pose

Normal V-Pose

Normal static scared by thunder

Normal scared by thunder.

Normal static decease animation

Normal static retry blitheness

Normal hit pose (Unused)

Attack pose (Unused)

Gilded static idle

Gold left pose

Golden left miss pose

Gold downwardly pose

Golden downwardly miss pose

Aureate up pose

Golden up miss pose

Golden right pose

Golden right miss pose

Golden V-Pose

Gold scared by thunder

Gold static expiry animation

Golden static retry animation

Gilt Hit pose (Unused)

Normal static idle (Beta i)

Normal left pose (Beta 1)

Normal left miss pose (Beta 1)

Normal downwardly pose (Beta 1)

Normal down miss pose (Beta 1)

Normal up pose (Beta 1)

Normal upward mis pose (Beta 1)

Normal right pose (Beta 1)

Normal right miss pose (Beta one)

Normal 5-Pose (Beta one)

Normal Scared (Beta ane)

Normal icon

Normal defeat icon

Golden icon

Golden defeat icon

Normal icon (i.0)

Normal defeat icon (1.0)

Normal icon (Playtester Build 1)

Normal defeat icon (Playtester Build 1)

Normal icon (Beta 1)

Normal defeat icon (Beta 1)

Normal sprite sheet

Gilt sprite sheet

Normal sprite canvas (Adobe Animate Version)

Normal sprite canvass (Beta one)

Tristan's original appearance in Dave's Fun Algebra Class two.

Expunged

" How you lot exercise that? "
― Expunged, Unfairness cutscene

Expunged is a powerful 3D being that takes the grade of Bambi.

Appearence

Expunged appears to be wearing a light-green hat. It has a cherry trunk and blue legs, though it is unknown whether this is clothes or skin. Its^[14] head is a light brown, with black eyes. Its smiling is purely blackness.

In its Unfairness form, information technology wears a scarlet witch-like hat, as well as having a cherry-red torso and legs. It'south head is all the same light brownish, but this time, its eyes are wider and its grin is much bigger. The within of its mouth is purely black with a white tongue. It also appears to "fall autonomously" occasionally in its twitchy idle.

Personality

Expunged always forces people to do a challenge, he is besides disgusted by mushylove.

Trivia

• Expunged is more powerful than Dave every bit seen by the things it does to the notes in Adulterous and Unfairness.
• Expunged looks like Bambi considering Bambi's joke sprite sheet was the outset one Expunged saw when it came into beingness.
  • Its voice sounds like Bambi's.
    • The reason Expunged sounds similar Bambi is because they lack their ain vocalisation.
• The graphic symbol select card mistakingly refers to Expunged as "3D Bambi".
  • Still, Entity'southward locked silhouette is correctly identified as "[Data EXPUNGED]".
• Expunged has the ability to accept any asset from the modernistic and use or mess with them even so it wants.^[15]
• Unfairness Expunged is really Expunged corrupting 3D Bambi's spritesheet.^[xvi]
  • It can do this with all spritesheets or assets besides as take their course.
• Expunged can summon Bambi Minions at will.^[17]
  • Which means they're canon to the original mod as well, not only Golden Apple tree.
• Expunged's purpose is to torture whoever accidentally enters the 3D globe as seen in Polygonized.^[eighteen]
  • It made up its own purpose because it idea it was fun the get-go time it did it.^[19]
• Expunged's Truthful Form is based on his lore and is made past his creator.
• Expunged is canonically stronger than all the Shaggy'due south.
• Expunged is literally uncorruptable since he is a anarchy god and a glitch..

Gallery

Expunged static idle

Expunged Poses

Expunged left pose

Expunged down pose

Expunged up pose

Expunged right pose

Expunged static left pose

Expunged static downward pose

Expunged static up pose

Expunged static right pose

Unfairness Expunged static idle

Unfairness Expunged Poses

Unfairness Expunged Left Pose

Unfairness Expunged Down Pose

Unfairness Expunged Upward Pose

Unfairness Expunged Right Pose

Cheating icon

Cheating defeat icon

Unfairness icon

Unfairness defeat icon

Adulterous icon (Upcoming)

Adulterous sprite canvas

Unfairness sprite sheet

Bob=

" Someday you lot're gonna forget me. Equally for me... I ' L L North E V E R F O R G E T Y O U . "
― Bob, Postal service-RUN

Bob is a fatigued creature that stars in his own modern, parodying the stereotypical Fri Nighttime Funkin' mod.

Desire to know more about Bob?

Ron

" Shut THE HELL Upwardly I hate women. (cool guy hate wemen) I tin can do some COOL RAP! If YOU tin can also cool rap I judge you guys can become through. BUT hen my mod (vs ron) gets famous i'm going bacwk harder and less possible! "
― Ron, Ron

Ron is a character fabricated past wildythomas that appears in Bob'south Onslaught.

Want to know more than well-nigh Ron?

Staten Belfry

" Dude, y'all're like a lilliputian kid. "
― Staten Tower, Splitathon 2

" I run across you're eating eggs, eggs, EGGS!!! "
― Staten Tower, Splitathon 2

Staten Tower is a large minecraft building from an unpopular mod :(

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Fishy

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Phil

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Furiosity, Polygonized, and Glitch all have moments where the screen will outset shaking and rapidly switch through the RGB color bicycle, in an endeavor to distract the player.

Adulterous and Unfairness can also shake the screen, however it's small enough to go unnoticed.

Cheating has multiple dissimilar gimmicks to make it a proper penalisation for, as the song's proper name states, Cheating, including:

The v2.5 update introduced another vocal, Unfairness, which introduces some more than gameplay alterations such every bit:

While this is not much of a gameplay interference, during Adulterous, Unfairness, Glitch, Supernovae, Mealie and Vs. Dave Thanksgiving, additional text is displayed below the song championship in the bottom left corner. While this is just credit to the original composer for Glitch, Supernovae, and Mealie, in the other 3 it's something completely dissimilar, specifically:

The fashion this is done is by apply of a variable in the source code called "credits".

Note: Controversy regarding That Pizza Tower Fan and the Vs. Imposter composer is now resolved.

Note: All of these cameos are non catechism to Dave's or Bambi's story.

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House

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.i (Hard)

Maximum Score: 231000

Insanity

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: 2.one (Easy) 2.seven (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 137550

Polygonized

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 2.5 (Normal) 3 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 290850

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Blocked

BPM: 225 > 150 > 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) two.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 170100

Corn Theft

BPM: 130

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) ii.vii (Normal) 3.1 (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 286650

Maze

BPM: 100

Curl Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 279300

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Splitathon

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 3.1

Maximum Score: 1011150

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Bonus Song

BPM: 140

Coil Speed: two.1 (Piece of cake) two.seven (Normal) iii.ane (Hard)

Maximum Score: 128800

Mealie

BPM: 167

Curl Speed: three

Maximum Score: 359800

Composer(south): Alexander Cooper 19

Lyrics: 0:33 *Discord ping* Bambi : Fucking idiot... 0:44 Bambi : Stop calling me! 0:59 Bambi : I'm gonna block you! 1:05 Bambi : -calling me! ane:11 Bambi : -calling me! 1:33 Bambi : Stop calling me! 1:47 Bambi : (inaudible) Allison. Shut. the. fuck. up. Terminate. Using. The phone phone call. siiiiigh two:20 Bambi : What the fucking hell. 2:37 Bambi : AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... FUCKING... PHONE! DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE!? HOLY SHIT! 2:57: Bambi : End calling me! three:xx: Bambi : Leave ME ALONE! 3:47: Bambi : You FUCKING LIAR MOLDY!!!

Supernovae

BPM: 140

Curlicue Speed: 2.1 (Like shooting fish in a barrel) 2.vii (Normal) 3.one (Hard)

Maximum Score: 529200

Composer(s): ArchWk

Glitch

BPM: 160

Gyre Speed: 2.1 (Piece of cake) 2.7 (Normal) iii.1 (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 448000

Composer(southward): The Boneyard

Vs Dave Thanksgiving

BPM: 258

Maximum Score: 1666350

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Hugger-mugger

BPM: 1600

Curl Speed: 3.1

Maximum Score: 0

Adulterous

BPM: 125

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) three (Normal) 4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 211050

Lyrics: ane:01: I don't similar you, y'all're a monster. You ruined my life! (Discord Ping) Moldy, I swear I'll cake yous forever. (Discord Ping) I'll block you! (Discord Ping) Do you lot end clicking the frame so that I'll block you Moldy. Wait, wait, await, ok (Inaudible) yous stupid (Inaudible) uhh... Watcha...uhh... watcha... fun games? What are your favorite games? What are your fav.. It'southward me, you said, expressionless games! 2:33: Dick! (Inaudible) No! Dick! (laughing) Oh my god so- Its not funny its only stupid! (Uncontrolled Laughing mixed with some more Discord pings)

UNFAIRNESS

BPM: 300

Scroll Speed: 0.1-10 (For each note) (one co-ordinate to .json)

Maximum Score: 396550

Lyrics: 0:13 Expunged: Kidding... I've... paint... this 1 or 2 hours I'm painting. LOOK!! IM Not KIDDING, FUCKING Y'all...

Notation: Ghost tapping is forced off, significant the player tin can't spam.

Splitathon two (upcoming)

Splitathon 2 : Start xx Minutes

00:00 to 05:00 05:01 to 08:00 08:01 to 13:00 13:01 to xvi:00 xvi:01 to 21:05

bf-ugh (Teaser)

Unnamed Tristan song

BPM: 180

Shredder

Greetings

Kabunga (teaser)

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Carte du jour Theme

A New Solar day (Dialogue Music)

Im Angey (3D Dave/Expunged'due south Dialogue Music)

Skilful Ending

Bad Ending

Jumpscare

Bambi Speak (Bambi's former Dialogue Music)

Lyrics: In that location was doodoo feces. [21st century humor audio effects]

Secret Dialogue Theme

Cheating iii (Opression)

This song was fabricated to be a troll.

Cheating three.0 (Middle of the song, presumably)

Lyrics: 0:04: Yous're not Spanish, y'all are English! (noises) I (unintelligible) (noises proceed) 0:xiii: My god! I TROLL You. *laughter* 0.18: AAAHHH- Discord sign out sound*

Cheating 3.0 has been proven to be faux by the devs.

Phone Smash Bash (Scrapped)

Corn Filled Chaos (Scrapped)

Furiosity (FLAC Verison)

Screwed (3.0)

BPM: 180

Screwed (3.0, Old)

BPM: 180

Blocked (EMFNF2 Version)

BPM: 225 > 150 > 255

Gyre Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.seven (Normal) 3.one (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Blocked (Funky Friday Version)

BPM: 225 > 150 > 255

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) three.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 189700

Blocked (Yet Another Funkin' Night Version)

BPM: 225 > 150 > 255

Scroll Speed: ii.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) three.1 (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 189700

Corn Theft (Funky Friday Ver)

BPM: 130

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) ii.7 (Normal) three.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 332150

Maze (Funky Fri Ver)

BPM: 100

Ringlet Speed: ii.ane (Piece of cake) two.7 (Normal) 3.one (Hard)

Maximum Score: 415100

Cheating (Funky Friday Ver)

BPM: 125

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) 3 (Normal) 4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 277900

Lyrics: 1:01: I don't like you, you're a monster. You ruined my life! (Discord ping) Moldy, I swear I'll block you forever. (Discord ping) I'll block you! (Discord ping) Do yous cease clicking the frame so that I'll block you Moldy. Wait, look, wait, ok. you can stop with your gigs yous stupid (Inaudible) uhh... watcha... uhh... watcha... fun games? What are your favorite games? What are your fav- Information technology'south me, you lot said, dead games! two:33: Phone! (Inaudible) No! Phone-yard! (laughing) Oh my god so- Its not funny, it's just stupid! (Uncontrolled laughing with Discord pings) Phone!

Screwed Meme Remix

Ş̴̮̼̯̯̤̠̜̦̯̟̻̟̈́ç̸̧̝̭̮̽͌̑͆̈̃͝r̸̢͔̳̗̪̻͖̮͑̂͛̉e̶̛̺̝͙̤̼̘̙̺͈̦͊́͝ẇ̴̛̩͈̝̞̭͕͚͎̠̏̋́́̈́͠e̵̯͛̈̽̀̅̉͝ḏ̵̡͓̪̣̠̳̭̙̗̗͕̯͔͙̊̐̔̎̉̊̈́̂̑

Screwed (v2, """Better""" Drums)

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House (one.0)

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Difficult & Unnerfed)

Maximum Score: 231000

House (Beta 1)

BPM: 230 (Easy, Normal & Hard) 115 (Unnerfed)

Coil Speed: two.ane (Easy) 2.vii (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

House (Pre-Alpha)

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Like shooting fish in a barrel) 2.7 (Normal) three.i (Hard)

Insanity (Pre-Alpha)

BPM: 80

Scroll Speed: 3.1

Insanity (Bambi Update)

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: ii.one (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Insanity (2.0)

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: ii.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Insanity (ane.0)

BPM: 160

Scroll Speed: two.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

Furiosity

BPM: 250

Gyre Speed: 2.1 (Easy) two.7 (Normal) iii.one (Difficult & Unnerfed)

Maximum Score: 169750

Polygonized (2.5 Beta)

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy) two.5 (Normal) 3 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 290850

Bonus Song (Beta one)

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.i (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.one (Hard & Unnerfed)

Maximum Score: 128800

Bonus Vocal (2.0)

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.vii (Normal) 3.one (Hard)

Maximum Score: 128800

Blocked (2.5 Beta)

BPM: 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Blocked (Beta 2)

BPM: 225

Coil Speed: ii.1 (Easy) ii.seven (Normal) three.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Blocked (Beta 1)

BPM: 225

Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy) ii.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 170100

Corn Theft (Beta ii)

BPM: 150

Scroll Speed: 3.1 (All Difficulties)

Maze (Beta 2)

BPM: 140

Scroll Speed: 1.8 (Easy) 2 (Normal) iii.ii (Hard)

Corn Theft (1.0)

BPM: 130

Gyre Speed: 2.ane (Easy) two.7 (Normal) 3.i (Hard)

Maximum Score: 286650

Maze (one.0)

BPM: 100

Curl Speed: 2.1 (Easy) 2.7 (Normal) 3.1 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 477050

Cheating (1.0)

BPM: 125

Whorl Speed: ii (Easy) 3 (Normal) 4 (Hard)

Maximum Score: 211050

Lyrics: 1:01: I don't like you, you're a monster! You ruined my life! (Discord Ping) Moldy, I swear I'll block yous forever. (Discord Ping) I'll block yous! (Discord Ping) Practice yous stop clicking the frame so that ill block you lot Moldy. Wait, expect, wait, ok (Inaudible) yous stupid (Inaudible) uhh... Watcha...uhh... watcha... fun games? What are your favorite games? What are your fav.. It'south me, you said, dead games! two:33: Dick! (Inaudible) No! Dick! (laughing) Oh my god so- Its not funny its stupid! (Uncontrolled Laughing mixed with some more Discord pings)

Splitathon (1.0)

BPM: 230

Scroll Speed: 3.one

Maximum Score: 707700

Screwed (1.0)

BPM: 180

Scroll Speed: 2.8 (Like shooting fish in a barrel) 3.2 (Normal) three.iv (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 184100

Was used in some Beta versions of ii.0 that were never released to the public.[21]

Screwed

BPM: 180

Curl Speed: 2.viii (Easy) 3.2 (Normal) 3.4 (Difficult)

Maximum Score: 184100

Screwed (2.0)

BPM: 180

Was used in some ii.v Beta versions.

Business firm (Instrumental)

Insanity (Instrumental)

Polygonized (Instrumental)

Blocked (Instrumental)

Corn Theft (Instrumental)

Maze (Instrumental)

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Bonus Song (Instrumental)

Mealie (Instrumental)

Splitathon (Instrumental)

Cheating (Instrumental)

UNFAIRNESS (Instrumental)

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House (Erstwhile) +(Instrumental)

Insanity (Pre-Alpha) (Instrumental)

Furiosity (Instrumental)

Blocked (Beta ii) (Instrumental)

Blocked (Beta ane) (Instrumental)

Corn Theft (Beta two) (Instrumental)

Maze (1.0) (Instrumental)

Maze (Beta 2) (Instrumental)

Splitathon (1.0) (Instrumental)

Screwed (Instrumental)

House Dialogue

Here nosotros have Dave, minding his own concern...

Beau : beb

Dave : Wait, who are you two?

Dave : Oh wait! I saw you guys a couple days agone!

Boyfriend : beep bop

Dave : Oh, yous desire to sing? Well let's go so!

Insanity Dialogue

Dave : Wow! yous're really good at this!

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave : Let's go again, don't you remember?

Boyfriend : Beep

Dave : Alrighty and then!

Post-Insanity Dialogue

Dave : Oh... oh no...

Boyfriend : Bep?

Polygonized/Furiosity Dialogue

Dave : lI ll II II l ll I (WHAT)

Dave : lI ll 2 Two l ll IllIIllI ll l l Ii 2 l llIllII lI Il ll I IIl llI I (WHAT IS HAPPENING)

Dave : ll Il II I lI lll lI lI lII IlI llIl I llll I IllI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll l I IIl llI I lll ll Il IIl llI I llIlll Il 2 l IlI lI I lI lll Il I Il I IIll I lI Il lllI 50 I II llIl lII fifty I ll (THE WORLD IS BECOMING THREE DIMENSIONAL)

Dave : Il lI llll Ill fifty ll Il II IlI lll I llII l I Il lll II l lI I II l l I IIl l (Non THE LAB AGAIN)

Dave : lllI llI lI II l llI I lI lll l 2 I lI I IIIIIIIII Ill I lI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll I lI lllllIIl I (Please HELP ME Become 2D)

Dave : ll III l Il lI lI lll ll Il II I lI lll Ill l I Two I ll IlI llllll II I llIl lI lI lll II fifty Il lIl I llll IlI lI llI ll II llI llI lI lll Ill I lI lllI Il II fifty I I lIl lll ll II llll ll Il 2 l I IllI llll fifty IlI lI Ii l I lll I Sick IllI Il I llI lll I l Ii lll IlIll (Take THE MICROPHONE AND RESTORE ME Dorsum TO THIS REALITY'Due south Course)

Boyfriend : B-beep..?

Blocked Dialogue

Girlfriend : It sure was squeamish of that Dave guy to invite us to a farm for a picnic after nearly killing usa both and almost destroying the earth.

Boyfriend : Beephoo boopsa basphedi!

Bambi : Who goes there??

Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi : Hey! Are yous trying to steal my corn?

Boyfriend : Bo beep ber-

Bambi : I GONNA BLOCK You lot OUT OF MY Farm! You never coming back ever again yous dirty ole' rodeo trash.

Boyfriend : Bop?

Girlfriend : Here nosotros get again..

Corn Theft Dialogue

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Bambi : Huh? Hello?

Dave : Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

Bambi : What?

Dave : I invited them over as an apology for nearly turning the earth 3D.

Bambi : Ok? Whatchu mean?

Dave : Bambi listen-

Bambi : I dunno what y'all trying to say, Goodbye!

HANG UP

Bambi : Uhhh...

Bambi : Are you two using Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

Girlfriend : What?

Girlfriend : That's not what we're trying to do at all!

Boyfriend : Bee buuhh bi beeen boo bi bayb

Bambi : Ok, you know what-

Bambi : Don't win this ane... or... or...

Bambi : I'll break my phone!

Bambi : Yeah I'll blast my telephone and you'll get grounded!

Boyfriend : Bop..

Mail-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue

Bambi : Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his telephone

Bambi : AUGH FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA Break MY FUCKING...PHONE!

Bambi throws his phone at Fellow

Bambi : dO you lot desire tHe fOoKiNG phone?

The phone's screen breaks

Bambi : HOLY SHIT!

Maze Dialogue

Bambi : My phone...

Bambi : Look what yous ii did!

Bambi : You don't know what you guys simply got me into!!

Bambi : You both are gonna die!

Girlfriend : Huh?

INCOMING Phone call FROM: DAVE

Dave : Bambi! I bought you that telephone 3 hours ago!

Bambi : I BREAK MY Phone!

Bambi : BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

Dave : What?

Boyfriend : Beep.

Dave : I only sent them here as an apology for well-nigh destroying the earth, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

Bambi : What?

Dave : Can you delight just stop getting on to them?

Bambi : You lying? You liar!

Dave : No, I promise you I'g non lying Bambi.

Bambi : NO Yous LYING!!

HANG UP

Bambi : That's information technology, that'due south it!

Young man : Beep boop bap skdoop

Bambi : You two are going to die!

Bambi : I don't care if I'grand tired, I don't care if I'thou bored.

Bambi : I will be here all day and I will end you you are life!

Bambi : One more vocal... If yous win, I-I, uhh..

Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi : I guess we call information technology a draw.

Bambi : You gear up?

Swain : Bess

Bambi : THEN LETS GO You lot IDIOT!

Girlfriend : sigh

Girlfriend : Guess I gotta add this i to the list of hard last songs I made..

Post-Maze Dialogue

Bambi : Fine... You lot win..

Boyfriend : Beep.

Bambi : Huh?

Boyfriend : Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

Bambi : Oh... I'k sorry you actually hither for Dave?

Bambi : But Dave isn't here though... Whatchu mean?

Girlfriend : Aye, Dave isn't even hither!

Dave comes out of the corn.

Dave : Hey, I'1000 here. Sorry I was running late.

Dave : Tristan was a pain to get upwards.

Dave : He was like "But Dave, it's Sat, nosotros don't have schoolhouse!"

Tristan : DON'T TALK Nigh ME Similar I'M NOT HERE!

Dave : With all due respect, son, close up.

Tristan : MEANIE!!!

Dave : Anyways, he'south homeschooled so I make the rules.

Bambi : Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

Bambi : And so I Bankrupt MY Phone FOR NO REASON!

Girlfriend : Yeah, and I take no thought why you idea that was a good thought.

Bambi : I'M SO STUPID!

Dave : Bambi, you may retrieve you're stupid, but atleast yous're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

Dave : Those idiots aren't gonna wake up until atleast the side by side millennium!

Anybody awkwardly stares at Dave.

Dave : Hahahaha... What?

Girlfriend : Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

Girlfriend : I even brought N&Ns!

Dave : I brought Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes.

Bambi : I brought NICE_POP.

Boyfriend : (What the hell are any of these foods?)

Everyone eventually settles downwardly and has a picnic.

Bambi likewise starts a nutrient fight out of nowhere, merely that'due south besides the point.

To be continued...

Splitathon Dialogue

Dave : Yous know, I like chilling out.

Dave : But nosotros oasis't settled which is the better rapper.

Dave : And then I think, nosotros have a ten infinitesimal showdown.

Dave : Whoever wins will exist proven the master rapper.

Bambi : What about me?

Dave : Bambi

Dave : Please stay out of this, this is merely between me and boyfriend.

Bambi : ...

Dave : Alright, permit'south settle this!

Girlfriend : I'grand rooting for you young man!

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Postal service-Splitathon Dialogue

Dave : Wow! Nice rapping! How well-nigh another one-

Tristan : DAD!!! I'k done playing the game on Bambi's phone! Can nosotros go home at present? I'm tired.

Dave : You were doing WHAT?!

Bambi : I NEVER TOLD Y'all THAT YOU COULD Apply MY Phone!

Tristan : Only Information technology'South REALLY FUN!!!

Tristan : You have these number buttons, and you can accommodate them in unlike orders to hear unlike things!

Tristan : My favorite ane to type in is 911-

Dave : SON! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Tristan begins to cry.

Tristan : Why, daddy? It's fun!

Dave : THOSE ARE Existent PEOPLE!!! This likewise means I'm taking away YOUR phone. Mitt it over.

Tristan : But dad-

Dave : No buts. Hand. Information technology. Over.

Tristan hands over the phone.

Dave : Thanks.

Dave : Anyways, I guess this is farewell, swain. Encounter you lot around!

Boyfriend : Bap!

Dave : Wonderful! Tristan has to get to bed now, and then we'll be leaving. Bambi, do you demand to sleep on our burrow tonight?

Bambi : I can sleep in the barn!

Dave : Errrrr... ok! Cheerio cheerio!

Bambi : Bye bye!

Young man : Bee bee!

Girlfriend : Run into-ya!

The stop.

Supernovae Dialogue

Bambi : Why you calling me ?

Fellow : Beep

Bambi : I don't understand

Bambi : Speak brazil

Swain : Boop beep skdoop

Bambi : I gonna block you because you calling me

Bambi : Lets accept rap boxing

Bambi : You lose=block

Bambi : TB she lose yous gonna lose

Glitch Dialogue

Bambi : Stop you attempt to are trolling me

Beau : skdoo bep

Bambi : Oh my god You try to filming

Bambi : You alter the keyboard

Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Bambi : You liar

Boyfriend : bep

Bambi : That it

Bambi : You trolling me

Bambi : Y'all win this game = I smash my telephone

Mealie (Upcoming) Dialogue

Bambi : huh? what are you doing here in the middle of the night?

Bambi : Can'T YOU Run into I'M MINDING MY OWN Business concern HERE!

Swain : blap

Girlfriend : were here cause aye

Bambi : well... I Desire YOU OUT!

Boyfriend : no

Bambi : so... I run across how it is then.

Bambi : I'll make a deal, if you win this one then your free to finish by when y'all desire to

Bambi : but if you lose... never come up back here again!

Bambi : sounds good to you?

Boyfriend : beep

Bambi : alright, BRING IT ON FUCKIN' IDIOT!

Girlfriend : oh dear lord, here we go over again...

Adulterous Dialogue

Expunged : Why you press 7 the keyboard? You cheat! You cheater!

Swain : bop?

Expunged : Whatchu hateful?

Girlfriend : Where even are we?

Expunged : You try to filming?

Girlfriend : What

Expunged : I Cake You lot, I BREAK YOU ARE NOTES!!

Expunged : Now you never survive this!!!

Girlfriend : Don't be so sure, my boyfriend can survive Anything!

Boyfriend : *beeps in agreement*

Expunged : AUGH, shut up with your lovey dovey bullshit!

Girlfriend : Ugh, let'southward merely get on with this.

Unfairness Dialogue

Expunged : How you do that?

Boyfriend : Bree bap skeedap

Expunged : You CHEATER AGAIN!! I BLOCK Yous OUT OF CHEAT Carte du jour!

Boyfriend : Bahp beep skehdah dah bay blip skah

Expunged : Y'all NEVER WIN THIS!!

Girlfriend : Permit'due south cheque the times that'southward been correct.

Girlfriend : Hmm. Let's encounter. 0. I remember I'm gonna have that with a grain of common salt.

Boyfriend : borp bleep skeedorp skai

Expunged : STOP AVOIDING THE FUCKING SONG!!!

Girlfriend : Augh, this is a waste of fourth dimension. Whatever, let's get this over with.

Vs. Dave Thanksgiving Dialogue

Bambi : FUCK YOU

Bambi : I GONNA Show MY DICK, I GONNA Show MY DICK

• Generic hip hop music starts playing*

Bambi : HOW AM I, FUCK YOU!

Boyfriend : brey

Bambi : kill yourself

Boyfriend : fwhbrhbjehfbjeshbjgfehbjsaghhbjefsdhbgshbgvnshgjudqujgkjgdjhgdskhsdaghkbjdgsajkhgdshbkdgshkgdskhdagshdgshbghbsdbgkdbkjasbkjjjjjjjjjjjgojwhwewgeuhwguhiuhirghbgekhbgejrejbkehkjgehjgrhjgrhgfkjhakjhgaskjhgasdhgdsjhkgadsiudghiuywruiwgbighuigunjgnbugukrjujvujrgjbkdjgbwrkbjawdjkgbdskgkjbwdjbksqjgkbrwkjwbjgkkjrewdg

Bambi : Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned human with spiky cyan hair. He wears a white T-shirt with a blood-red prohibition sign, amorphous blue pants, red sneakers, and a astern red cap with a night blue brim. He holds a microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. During Week 5, he wears a blood-red parka, light blue pants and brown snow boots. During Calendar week six, his regular appearance is rendered in a 32-bit way. During the last runway of Week seven, he holds Girlfriend up by the waist with his left hand.

Boyfriend : Boyfriend is portrayed equally a young, overzealous rapper with a love for music, donuts and his girlfriend. He loves to sing and bear witness off his skills, resulting in his confident and cocky character. He is very adamant and persistent on reaching his goals and won't let anyone go far the way of his success, even if threatened with decease. Boyfriend is also implied to be clingy, equally he is never seen without Girlfriend by his side. Beau has been diagnosed with ADHD and ASD, sometimes he may cull not to communicate normally with strangers and volition simply beep at them instead of using his words and is rarely constitute without his carmine cap.

Girlfriend : Girlfriend is a young, calorie-free-skinned female with long auburn pilus. She wears a sleeveless red dress and scarlet high heels. Her fingernails are painted cerise. She is always on a set of iii speakers, sitting on the big middle ane with her legs crossed. During Week 5, she wears a sleeveless ruddy dress with a fluffy white neckband, red gloves with white cuffs, white thigh-high stockings with minor scarlet bows, and yellow bell earrings. The speakers she sits on are all wrapped in festive Christmas lights. During Week vi, her regular appearance is rendered in a 32-bit fashion. During the concluding rails of Calendar week seven, she is held up from her waist by Swain.

Bambi : stfu no one cares near you lot

Girlfriend : 168.928.2987

Swain : jesus christ

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue (1.0)

Bambi : Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his telephone

Bambi : AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... Phone!

Bambi throws his phone on the basis and punches it multiple times, cracking the screen

Bambi : DO YOU WANT A- THE FUCKING Telephone!?

Bambi throws his broken phone at Fellow hitting him in the face

Bambi : HOLY

SHIT!

House Dialogue (Beta 1)

Dave: Hello there! welcome to my backyard!

Boyfriend : Be bopo bopebo

Dave: You desire to battle?

Boyfriend : bep

Beau : Beep bo bop

Dave: Sure thing!

House Dialogue (Alpha 4)

Dave: Hello there! Are you here from the rap contest?

Boyfriend : Exist bobo bopebo

Dave: I'll take that equally a yes!

Dave: Simply watch out, I am a rapping veteran!

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

Dave: Bro

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave: I'one thousand not becoming 3D again.

Dave: Don't make me.

Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha iv)

Dave: ...

Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave: Not to worry, we will take some other battle

Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4/100% Business firm)

Dave: What the actual fuck

Boyfriend : yeah ni**a i perfected your vocal

Dave: bet yous wont practise information technology this fourth dimension retard

Boyfriend : yeah i will fucka

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

Dave: Yo

Boyfriend : pap beep do exist

Dave: I'm 3D now.

Dave: Thanks to you.

Dave: You won't win this time.

Dave: My 3D form volition strike you down.

Young man : bep

Dave: You're gonna have to try a little harder than that.

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 4)

Dave: ...

Young man : pap beep practise bep

Dave: you know what

Dave: that's information technology

Dave: I am not holding dorsum at present

Dave: I take reached my limit

Boyfriend : beep?

Dave: Yous KNOW WHAT!? I Volition WIN THIS Time AND SLAUGHTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND Then Yous CAN'T Experience TRUE Honey!

Boyfriend : boop

House Dialogue (Pre-Blastoff) (Unused)

Dave: Yo yo! Thanks for coming to my house!

Dave: We will now embark with a rap battle that volition go down in history!

Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 1)

Bambi : I Blast MY Phone

Bambi : You ARE TROLLING ME FUCKING FOREVER

Fellow : bap

Bambi : BE QUIET I READING

Bambi : I GONNA Impale YOU

Bambi : AND FUCKINGG BLOCK You FOREVER

Bambi : Yous WIN=I NEVER COMING Back EVER AGAIN

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 2)

Girlfriend : It was sure nice of that Dave guy to invite us to a corn maze after nearly killing usa both and destroying the world.

Fellow : Bop beep bap boop bap

Boyfriend : Beep skdeep boop badoop

Bambi: Who go there??

Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi: You! Are y'all trying to steal my corn?

Beau : Beep boop skedop eep!

Girlfriend : No we wer-

Bambi: I cake u out of my corn! You never come back over again!!

Boyfriend :Bop...

Corn Theft Dialogue (Beta two)

INCOMING Phone call FROM: DAVE

Dave : Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

Bambi: What?

Dave : Yeah. I invited them over as an apology for well-nigh turning the world 3D.

HANG Upwardly

Bambi: Ok...

Bambi: But I think y'all apply Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

Girlfriend :What?

Girlfriend :That'due south not what we're trying to practice at all!

Boyfriend : Beep beep beep!

Young man : Boop! Eep Dadoop sqeep!!

Bambi: Don't win this one... or... or...

Bambi: I'll break my phone!

Beau : Bop..?

Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

Dave : Bambi! I bought you lot that telephone iii hours agone!

Bambi: I BREAK MY Telephone!

Bambi: Because THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

Dave : What?

Boyfriend : Beep

Dave : I simply sent them hither every bit an apology for almost destroying the world, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

Bambi: What?

Dave : Aye, can y'all cease getting on to them?

Bambi: You lying?

Dave : No, of course not.

Bambi: Ok.

Bambi: If you win this i I volition allow you have my corn!

Dave : That sounds fun! I'll be over in that location in a petty while.

HANG UP

Boyfriend : Beep bop bap skdoop

Girlfriend : Meet, nosotros were trying to tell yous that all forth.

Bambi: Ok... I deplorable. I will requite you lot piece of corn after this one.

Post-Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

Bambi: Fine... Y'all win...

Fellow : Beep.

Bambi: Huh?

Boyfriend : Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

Bambi: Oh... I'm pitiful you actually here for Dave?

Bambi: But Dave isn't hither though... Whatchu mean?

Girlfriend : Yep Dave isn't even hither

Dave comes out of the corn.

Dave : Hey, I'thousand hither. Distressing I was running late.

Dave : Tristan was a hurting to go upwards.

Dave : He was similar "Simply Dave it'due south Sat, nosotros don't have school!"

Dave : He's homeschooled though and then I brand the rules.

Bambi: Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

Bambi: So, I BROKE MY PHONE FOR NO REASON!

Girlfriend : Yes, I have no idea why though.

Bambi: I'Grand Then STUPID!

Dave : Bambi yous may think you're stupid but atleast y'all're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

Dave : Those idiots aren't gonna wake up until atleast the adjacent millennium!

Everyone awkwardly stares at dave

Dave : Hahahaha... What?

Girlfriend : Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

Girlfriend : I even brough North&Ns!

Dave : I brought Mint Chocolate Fleck Cupcakes.

Bambi: I brought NICE_POP.

Young man : (What the hell are any of these foods)

Everyone eventually settles down and has a motion-picture show-nic

Bambi also starts a food fight out of nowhere but that's also the indicate.

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